"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those fliues and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
- Mat Lauer on NBC's Today Show
If you could live forever, would you and why?
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
-Miss Alambama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brook Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal antismoking campaign.
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
-David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
-Charles De Gaulle, former french president.
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
"Outside of the killings, Washinton has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
just gotta LOVE THESE!!!!